Animal Jokes

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Butiki

May butiki, nalaglag galing sa bubong… Henyo: Aha! Hemidactylus frenatus. Kikay: Ewww, lizard! Siga: Shit, butiki! Sosyalera: Shucks, butiks! Mayaman: Yuck, Lacoste! Mahirap: Wow, ulam!

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Applying for US Visa

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa… Consul: What is your name?Arab: Abdul Aziz. Consul: Sex?Arab: Six to ten times

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The Composition

Teacher: Clyde , your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, mam, it’s the same

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What is Ethics?

Sa isang classroom… Titser: Peter, what is Ethics? Peter: Etiks are smaller than ducks, mam! Titser: Okey Peter, that duck will lay an egg on your

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Baby Centipede

Lumapit si Baby Centipede kay Daddy Centipede at may ibinulong. Hinimatay ang dad. Ano ang ibinulong ni Baby Centipede kay Daddy Centipede?

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Bagong laya

Sampung taong nakulong si pedro kaya sabi nya paglabas na paglabas nya kailangang mailabas nya ang kanyang init sa katawan. Habang naglalakad na sya may

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Piglet At Pooh

Isang araw matagal na natitig si Piglet kay Pooh. Pooh: Bakit ka ba ganyan tumitig sa akin? Piglet: Ang taba mo kaya. Dapat ikaw si

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Chicken na Chicken

Tatay: O, anak kumusta pag-aaral mo? Anak: Nag-lesson saka nag-exam po kami kanina Tay. Tatay: Ano lesson nyo? Anak: Tungkol po sa Manok. Tatay: Kumusta

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Hippopotamus

Pak! Juan: Aray ko! Ba’t mo ko sinuntok?! Pedro: Bakit mo ako tinawag na hipopotamus? Juan: Hah!? Eh last year pa kita tinawag na ganyan

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Gaano man kalalim

Tandaan nyo na yung problema parang tubig lang din yan… No matter how deep… No matter how shallow… Hangang dibdib lang ng pato yan! SHARE

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Asin sa dagat

Juan: Bakit kaya may asin ang dagat? Pedro: Sus! Ano ka ba. Kung walang asin and dagat, eh di bilasa na lahat ng isda! Juan:

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Kakaibang Ibon

Isang araw… Juan: Anak ng…pambihirang ibon at iniputan ako! Pedro: Teka, sandali kukuha ako ng tissue. Juan: Ano ka ba. Wag na, paanu mo pa

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