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Haay, Lovelife

Tol 1: O tol, tamlay ah. Kumusta lovelife mo? Tol 2: Hay, ito parang girlfriend mo. Tol 1: Hah, parang girlfriend ko!? Bakit. Tol 1:

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Hippopotamus

Pak! Juan: Aray ko! Ba’t mo ko sinuntok?! Pedro: Bakit mo ako tinawag na hipopotamus? Juan: Hah!? Eh last year pa kita tinawag na ganyan

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Commercial

False advertising… For toothpaste commercial, they show the teeth. For shampoo, they show the hair. For facial wash, they show the face. For napkin, they

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Mga uri ng Gatas

Mga uri ng gatas ng babae… Dalagita: Fresh Milk Dalaga: Pasturized Bagong kasal: Skimmed Milk Matagal ng kasal: Yogurt Matandang dalaga: Taho Lola: Tokwa!  SHARE

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Tarzan

Tarzan jumps… Tarzan swings.. Tarzan falls… Jane saved him by grabbing his balls. Now you know why Tarzan shouts…   Aaaaaahhhhh…!  SHARE Share on facebook

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Mahal and Boy Abunda

One day, Mahal was interviewed by Boy Abunda… Boy: Mahal, if you were a furniture, ano ka? Mahal: Chimple lang Tichu Boy. Chiguro…chupa! Mahilig kasi ako

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The Sky

One day while standing together… I looked at the beautiful bright blue sky. Then I looked at you… I looked at the sky na lang

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Conrado Domingo

Teacher:  Ang panget ng pangalan mo, Conrado Domingo, for short – ConDom. Student: Eh, mam mas panget naman yung sa asawa nyo. Supremo Potentio. For

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Falling Star

Nakakita ako ng falling star… I wished… “Sana magiging cute ako.” Bilang huminto yung falling star, sabay sabi… “Batukan kita dyan eh. Cute ka na

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