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Pray before sex

An 80-year old pastor had a honeymoon with his young bride… Pastor: Honey, before we do it, we can just pray for guidance. Bride: Honey,

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Last word

A woman has always the last word in every argument… Anything a man says after that… Is a beginning of a new argument! SHARE Share

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I owe my wife

Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.

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When we get merried

Girl: Love, when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling.

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George Washington

Teacher: Class, George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t

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Who’s Guilty?

A wife is dreaming in the middle of the night… She suddenly screamed “Quick, my husband is back!” The man beside her jumps out of

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Applying for US Visa

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa… Consul: What is your name?Arab: Abdul Aziz. Consul: Sex?Arab: Six to ten times

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What do you call?

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold: A teacher mam! SHARE Share on

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The Composition

Teacher: Clyde , your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, mam, it’s the same

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What is Ethics?

Sa isang classroom… Titser: Peter, what is Ethics? Peter: Etiks are smaller than ducks, mam! Titser: Okey Peter, that duck will lay an egg on your

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