Pray before sex
An 80-year old pastor had a honeymoon with his young bride… Pastor: Honey, before we do it, we can just pray for guidance. Bride: Honey,
An 80-year old pastor had a honeymoon with his young bride… Pastor: Honey, before we do it, we can just pray for guidance. Bride: Honey,
Meanwhile, in the Malacañang Palace… Priest: Next Sunday, I will preach about the sin of lying. For you to understand more about it, I want
A wife asked her husband… Wife: What do you like most in me – my pretty face or my sexy body? He looked at her
Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Girl: Love, when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling.
Teacher: Class, George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t
A wife is dreaming in the middle of the night… She suddenly screamed “Quick, my husband is back!” The man beside her jumps out of
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa… Consul: What is your name?Arab: Abdul Aziz. Consul: Sex?Arab: Six to ten times
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold: A teacher mam! SHARE Share on
Teacher: Clyde , your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, mam, it’s the same
Sa isang classroom… Titser: Peter, what is Ethics? Peter: Etiks are smaller than ducks, mam! Titser: Okey Peter, that duck will lay an egg on your
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!