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Vegetable garden

Monina is tending to her garden but no matter what she’d do to her tomatoes, it still won’t go ripe and still green. Her neighbor

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The Hotdog Slicer

Bert was working in a hotdog factory in Manila. Unknown to his fellow workers, Bert has untoward fantasy. “I want to stick my organ into

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Swim test

The board of directors of a mental hospital decided to release three mental patients. And the said patients were Tik, Tak and Tok. Their test

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I am the son

A newbie reporter was finding ways to please his media team. Upon hearing of an accident at a roadside beside a private farm, he rushed

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Pray before sex

An 80-year old pastor had a honeymoon with his young bride… Pastor: Honey, before we do it, we can just pray for guidance. Bride: Honey,

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Last word

A woman has always the last word in every argument… Anything a man says after that… Is a beginning of a new argument! SHARE Share

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I owe my wife

Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.

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When we get merried

Girl: Love, when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling.

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George Washington

Teacher: Class, George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t

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