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Old Couple

A 90 yrs old man starts making love to his 85yrs old wife. He started sucking her breast, after 10 seconds, he died.

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Hurt

I’m so hurt because I can’t have back the person I truly love. But it’s ok because I know somewhere out there, Millions are also

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Funny Cartoons (Part 1)

Interesting and funny cartoon compilations for you to check. From simple cartoon reliefs we see in our daily lives to Superman spoofs. Check them out!

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Be strong

An ex-convict escaped the penitentiary, rob a house and tied the couple. He kissed the wife then whisper in her ears and then proceeded to

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Commercial

False advertising… For toothpaste commercial, they show the teeth. For shampoo, they show the hair. For facial wash, they show the face. For napkin, they

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Tarzan

Tarzan jumps… Tarzan swings.. Tarzan falls… Jane saved him by grabbing his balls. Now you know why Tarzan shouts…   Aaaaaahhhhh…!  SHARE Share on facebook

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Mahal and Boy Abunda

One day, Mahal was interviewed by Boy Abunda… Boy: Mahal, if you were a furniture, ano ka? Mahal: Chimple lang Tichu Boy. Chiguro…chupa! Mahilig kasi ako

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The Sky

One day while standing together… I looked at the beautiful bright blue sky. Then I looked at you… I looked at the sky na lang

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Why 99% of girls?

Why 99% of girls have bigger left breast?   Because 99% of boys are right handed.  SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on

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Kindergarten

In a kindergarten class, a little girl asked… Girl: Mam, do 40 years old get pregnant? Teacher: Yes! Girl: How about 20? Teacher: Yes! Girl:

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