The Hotdog Slicer
Bert was working in a hotdog factory in Manila. Unknown to his fellow workers, Bert has untoward fantasy. “I want to stick my organ into
Bert was working in a hotdog factory in Manila. Unknown to his fellow workers, Bert has untoward fantasy. “I want to stick my organ into
Tatay inutusan ang anak na bumili sa tindahan… Tatay: Anak bili mo nga ako ng softdrink sa tindahan. Anak: Coke o Pepsi? Tatay: Coke. Anak:
Amo: Inday bakit sunog yang tainga mo? Inday: Kasi mam, may tumawag kanina. Napagkamalang kung telepono yung plantsa. Wrong number naman pala – ang tanga!
Tiks: Toks, alam mo ba ang galing ng tatay ko. Maniwala ka ba na yung taong lumpo, aba eh napaplakad nya. Toks: Ah talaga. Eh,
Bok: Dok, nag aalala ako dun sa kapatid ko. Kasi dati kinakausap nya sarili nya. Ngayon hindi na. Dok: Eh di dapat matuwa ka kasi
Doctor: Mister at misis, meron akong good news at bad news sa inyo. Misis: Ano pong good news doc? Doctor: Misis, buntis ka. Mister: Eh,
Titser: Maria, ano ang tawag dito (pointing to the male sex organ in the blackboard)? Maria: Mam, meron daddy ko nyan. Pag maliit, ginagamit nya
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!