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Di na kinakausap

Bok: Dok, nag aalala ako dun sa kapatid ko. Kasi dati kinakausap nya sarili nya. Ngayon hindi na. Dok: Eh di dapat matuwa ka kasi

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Naglibing

Pedro: O, brad tagal mo nakabalik ah. Saan ka ba galing? Juan: Sementeryo brad. Libing ng biyanan ko. Pedro: Ba’t dami mong kalmot sa mukha.

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OFW Blues

Mister tumawag galing Saudi… Mister: Honey kumusta na ang ating tindahan? Misis: Grocery store na honey! Mister: Eh yung tricycle natin? Misis: Taxi na honey!

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Ano ang tawag?

Titser: Maria, ano ang tawag dito (pointing to the male sex organ in the blackboard)? Maria: Mam, meron daddy ko nyan. Pag maliit, ginagamit nya

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Dalawang lashing

Dalawang lasing naglalakad, magkaakbay… Lasing 1: Shege brad, shalamat sha pag hatid. Dito na lang ako, ito na yung bahay koh. Lasing 2: Mali kah,

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Kutsara at kamay

Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na. Pedro: Baligtad yata? Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare! SHARE

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Advantage at Disadvantage

Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa… Advantage: ‘Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad. Disadvantage: ‘Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan parin!   SHARE Share on facebook Share on

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Mister And Misis VS Collector

Misis: Delayed ako nang one month pero huwag mo munangipagsabi. Nahihiya ako… Mister: Okey. Kinabukasan, dumating Collector ng Meralco… Collector: Misis, delayed po kayo ng

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Mister and Misis

Misis: Hindi ko na kaya ‘to! Araw-araw nalang tayong nag-aaway. Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na ‘to! Mister: A ko rin, sawang-sawa na!

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