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Baby Centipede

Lumapit si Baby Centipede kay Daddy Centipede at may ibinulong. Hinimatay ang dad. Ano ang ibinulong ni Baby Centipede kay Daddy Centipede?

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Pedro Ug Titser

Pedro: Mam, wala ko gahapon nanganak man gud ang akong nanay. Teacher: Hoy, speak in English! Pedro: Ooops, sorry mam. Lost me yesterday because my

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Amo at Inday

Amo: Hoy, Inday! Bakit sunog ang sinaing? Inday: Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus effect of the best conductor of heat which is the

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Kambal

Rod: Bakit badtrip ka? Harry: Nagtampo skin ang utol ko. Rod: Bakit naman? Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi angbirthday nya. Rod: Yun lang, ano masama ron.

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Grades

Tatay: Anak hali ka! Ano itong F sa grades mo, ha! Anak: Ah, yan ba tay. Fasado po ibig sabihin nyan! Tatay: Ah, akala ko

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Chicken na Chicken

Tatay: O, anak kumusta pag-aaral mo? Anak: Nag-lesson saka nag-exam po kami kanina Tay. Tatay: Ano lesson nyo? Anak: Tungkol po sa Manok. Tatay: Kumusta

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Ilang liter nga ba?

Amo: Inday ilang liter meron sa isang litrong Coke? Inday: Hmm, mam apat po. Amo: Apat! sure ka?! Inday: Opo mam. Kasi C-O-K-E. O apat

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Sixty-nine

Anak: Mommy ano po yung sex? Nanay: Ah, anak number ho yan. Anak: Ah, ok. Tama ka po mommy. Kasi si daddy tinanung nya si

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Blowjob

Antony: Oi, dad naka-experience na ako ng blowjob, astig! Tatay: Ay talaga namang binata ka na talaga anak. Oh, kumusta ano naramdaman mo? Antony: Masakit

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Hinog na hinog

Nanay: O, bakekang ba’t iyak ng iyak yang kapatid mo. Di mo ba binigyan ng pagkain yan. Baka nagugutom na yan. Bakekang: Hindi po nay.

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Be strong

An ex-convict escaped the penitentiary, rob a house and tied the couple. He kissed the wife then whisper in her ears and then proceeded to

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