Vegetable garden
Monina is tending to her garden but no matter what she’d do to her tomatoes, it still won’t go ripe and still green. Her neighbor
Monina is tending to her garden but no matter what she’d do to her tomatoes, it still won’t go ripe and still green. Her neighbor
Bert was working in a hotdog factory in Manila. Unknown to his fellow workers, Bert has untoward fantasy. “I want to stick my organ into
Dok: OMG Miss, what happened to your vagina. Ang laki na ng giwang? GRO: Dok, ne-rape po akong elepante. Dok: O, eh and liit lang
Si Mayor at and koleheyala pagkatapus mag-sex… Mayor: How much, girl? Koleheyala: 200 pesos only mayor. Mayor: Sure ka, 200 lang. Mabubuhay ka na ba
An 80-year old pastor had a honeymoon with his young bride… Pastor: Honey, before we do it, we can just pray for guidance. Bride: Honey,
Apo: Lolo, nagse-sex pa ba kayo ni lola? Lolo: Aba, oo naman apo. Pero yun nga lang “oral sex” na lang. Apo: Talaga po? Lolo: Opo.
Doctor: Sige na miss, hubarin mo na yang panty mo. Girl: Eh natatakot ako doc. Doctor: Don’t worry, I won’t take advantage of you. Tiwala
Doctor: Iha, ano ba trabaho nyo? Girl: Substitute po doc eh. Doctor: Substitute?! Baka naman Prostitute. Girl: Hindi doc. Substitute talaga. Nanay ko yung prostitute.
Sister: Father, pagsabihan nyo naman po yung mga seminarista nyo na wag umihi dyan sa pader ng kumbento. Father: Sige pagsasabihan ko. Pero wag mo
Sexy: Wag po! Meron po ako ngayon. Parang awa nyo na wag po! Rapist: Anong meron. Walang meron-meron sa akin. Akin ka ngayon. Nyaaa ha
Titser: Maria, ano ang tawag dito (pointing to the male sex organ in the blackboard)? Maria: Mam, meron daddy ko nyan. Pag maliit, ginagamit nya
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!