GRO at Elepante
Dok: OMG Miss, what happened to your vagina. Ang laki na ng giwang? GRO: Dok, ne-rape po akong elepante. Dok: O, eh and liit lang
Dok: OMG Miss, what happened to your vagina. Ang laki na ng giwang? GRO: Dok, ne-rape po akong elepante. Dok: O, eh and liit lang
Si Mayor at and koleheyala pagkatapus mag-sex… Mayor: How much, girl? Koleheyala: 200 pesos only mayor. Mayor: Sure ka, 200 lang. Mabubuhay ka na ba
An 80-year old pastor had a honeymoon with his young bride… Pastor: Honey, before we do it, we can just pray for guidance. Bride: Honey,
Apo: Lolo, nagse-sex pa ba kayo ni lola? Lolo: Aba, oo naman apo. Pero yun nga lang “oral sex” na lang. Apo: Talaga po? Lolo: Opo.
Doctor: Sige na miss, hubarin mo na yang panty mo. Girl: Eh natatakot ako doc. Doctor: Don’t worry, I won’t take advantage of you. Tiwala
Doctor: Iha, ano ba trabaho nyo? Girl: Substitute po doc eh. Doctor: Substitute?! Baka naman Prostitute. Girl: Hindi doc. Substitute talaga. Nanay ko yung prostitute.
Sister: Father, pagsabihan nyo naman po yung mga seminarista nyo na wag umihi dyan sa pader ng kumbento. Father: Sige pagsasabihan ko. Pero wag mo
Sexy: Wag po! Meron po ako ngayon. Parang awa nyo na wag po! Rapist: Anong meron. Walang meron-meron sa akin. Akin ka ngayon. Nyaaa ha
Titser: Maria, ano ang tawag dito (pointing to the male sex organ in the blackboard)? Maria: Mam, meron daddy ko nyan. Pag maliit, ginagamit nya
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa… Consul: What is your name?Arab: Abdul Aziz. Consul: Sex?Arab: Six to ten times
Isang araw umuwi si Mister ng 4:00am at nakita niya si Misis na may katalik… Misis: (Sumisigaw) Aba! Saan ka galing at ngayon ka lang!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!