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Pray before sex

An 80-year old pastor had a honeymoon with his young bride… Pastor: Honey, before we do it, we can just pray for guidance. Bride: Honey,

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Sex ni lolo at lola

Apo: Lolo, nagse-sex pa ba kayo ni lola? Lolo: Aba, oo naman apo. Pero yun nga lang “oral sex” na lang. Apo: Talaga po? Lolo: Opo.

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Tiwala lang

Doctor: Sige na miss, hubarin mo na yang panty mo. Girl: Eh natatakot ako doc. Doctor: Don’t worry, I won’t take advantage of you. Tiwala

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Substitute

Doctor: Iha, ano ba trabaho nyo? Girl: Substitute po doc eh. Doctor: Substitute?! Baka naman Prostitute. Girl: Hindi doc. Substitute talaga. Nanay ko yung prostitute.

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Pagsabihan

Sister: Father, pagsabihan nyo naman po yung mga seminarista nyo na wag umihi dyan sa pader ng kumbento. Father: Sige pagsasabihan ko. Pero wag mo

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Meron ako, meron!

Sexy: Wag po! Meron po ako ngayon. Parang awa nyo na wag po! Rapist: Anong meron. Walang meron-meron sa akin. Akin ka ngayon. Nyaaa ha

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Ano ang tawag?

Titser: Maria, ano ang tawag dito (pointing to the male sex organ in the blackboard)? Maria: Mam, meron daddy ko nyan. Pag maliit, ginagamit nya

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Applying for US Visa

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa… Consul: What is your name?Arab: Abdul Aziz. Consul: Sex?Arab: Six to ten times

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GRO Bride

Groom: O, ‘Ney, bakit malungkot ka? Hindi ka ba masaya na pinakasalan kita kahit GRO ka? Bride: Iniisip ko lang honey, tuwing mag se-sex tayo

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Son: Mom, I’ll gonna go to the moon someday!

Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!

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