Tol 1: O tol, tamlay ah. Kumusta lovelife mo?
Tol 2: Hay, ito parang girlfriend mo.
Tol 1: Hah, parang girlfriend ko!? Bakit.
Tol 1: Hindi maganda.
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’ll gonna go to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!