Kindergarten

In a kindergarten class, a little girl asked…

Girl: Mam, do 40 years old get pregnant?

Teacher: Yes!

Girl: How about 20?

Teacher: Yes!

Girl: How about 5 years old?

Teacher: No!

A little boy whispered to the girl, “I told you not to worry!” 

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