Si Mayor at and koleheyala pagkatapus mag-sex…
Mayor: How much, girl?
Koleheyala: 200 pesos only mayor.
Mayor: Sure ka, 200 lang. Mabubuhay ka na ba nyan?
Koleheyala: Oo naman! Sideline lang yan mayor. Blackmail talaga totoong raket ko.
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!