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Mga Baliw

A nurse came to visit his mental patients.

P1: (Nagbabasa ng encyclopedia)

Nurse: Wow! Improving ka! That’s good!

P2: (Nagbabasa ng dictionary)

Nurse: Cool! Pagpatuloy mo lang yan.

P3: (Nakatayo sa mesa with arms wide open) “…ako ang ilaw!”

Nurse: Hoy! Bumaba ka nga dyan, wala ka pa rin pagbabago.

(Bumaba si P3 at naupo.)

P1 & P2: Ay, brown-out!

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