A nurse came to visit his mental patients.
P1: (Nagbabasa ng encyclopedia)
Nurse: Wow! Improving ka! That’s good!
P2: (Nagbabasa ng dictionary)
Nurse: Cool! Pagpatuloy mo lang yan.
P3: (Nakatayo sa mesa with arms wide open) “…ako ang ilaw!”
Nurse: Hoy! Bumaba ka nga dyan, wala ka pa rin pagbabago.
(Bumaba si P3 at naupo.)
P1 & P2: Ay, brown-out!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!