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I owe my wife

Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.

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When we get merried

Girl: Love, when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling.

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OFW Blues

Mister tumawag galing Saudi… Mister: Honey kumusta na ang ating tindahan? Misis: Grocery store na honey! Mister: Eh yung tricycle natin? Misis: Taxi na honey!

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George Washington

Teacher: Class, George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t

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Ano ang tawag?

Titser: Maria, ano ang tawag dito (pointing to the male sex organ in the blackboard)? Maria: Mam, meron daddy ko nyan. Pag maliit, ginagamit nya

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Saan matatagpuan?

Titser: Juan, saan matatagpuan ang Bulkang Mayon? Juan: Mmmm, di ko pa alam mam. Saan nyo po ba kasi iniwan, ba’t sa akin nyo hinahanap?

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Who’s Guilty?

A wife is dreaming in the middle of the night… She suddenly screamed “Quick, my husband is back!” The man beside her jumps out of

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Applying for US Visa

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa… Consul: What is your name?Arab: Abdul Aziz. Consul: Sex?Arab: Six to ten times

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Exercise ni Erap

Erap nag-iexercise… Erap: 1… 2… 3… 4… Amen! 5… 6… 7… 8… Amen! Jingoy: Dad, bakit may pa-amen amen ka pa dyan? Erap: Eh, di

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