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Babangga

Driver: Boy, alalay. Iaatras ko itong dyip. Tingnan mo kong babangga. Boy: Sige atras pa…sige atras pa. Atras pa ng kunti. BLAG! Boy: O, ayan

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Rosaryo

Sa isang barko… Kapitan: Lulubog ang barko! Sino sa inyo ang marunong mag rosaryo? Juan: Ako ho kap. Kapitan: Sige Juan simulan mo na. Kasi

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Ilang liter nga ba?

Amo: Inday ilang liter meron sa isang litrong Coke? Inday: Hmm, mam apat po. Amo: Apat! sure ka?! Inday: Opo mam. Kasi C-O-K-E. O apat

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Gustong magsundalo

Katutubo: Sir, aplay po ako pagka-sundalo! Sundalo: Teka lang. Hindi ka puede. Pungal yung mga ngipin mo. Katutubo: Ah teka lang din sir, bakit yung

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Sixty-nine

Anak: Mommy ano po yung sex? Nanay: Ah, anak number ho yan. Anak: Ah, ok. Tama ka po mommy. Kasi si daddy tinanung nya si

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Blowjob

Antony: Oi, dad naka-experience na ako ng blowjob, astig! Tatay: Ay talaga namang binata ka na talaga anak. Oh, kumusta ano naramdaman mo? Antony: Masakit

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Ilipat mo…!

Wife: Oh, yeah hoooonnn, ahhh ang sarap. Ilipan mo na naman sa clitoris kohhh! Husband: Ah, teka teka! Ano ba tong dinidilaan ko? Wife: Almoranas

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Uniform

Two students were caught by the janitor having sex in the CR… Janitor: Aha, violating the school rules and regulations Student: Ano rules yun sir?!

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Antena

GRO: Teka pogi ano yang nakabukol sa shorts mo? Pogi: Ah, yan ba. Antena ng CP ko yan. GRO: Talaga! Bat lalong lumalaki? Pogi: Ganyan

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Hinog na hinog

Nanay: O, bakekang ba’t iyak ng iyak yang kapatid mo. Di mo ba binigyan ng pagkain yan. Baka nagugutom na yan. Bakekang: Hindi po nay.

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Be strong

An ex-convict escaped the penitentiary, rob a house and tied the couple. He kissed the wife then whisper in her ears and then proceeded to

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