LOL Philippines Jokes Header and Feature Image

What do you call?

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold: A teacher mam! SHARE Share on

Read More
LOL Philippines Jokes Header and Feature Image

The Composition

Teacher: Clyde , your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, mam, it’s the same

Read More
LOL Philippines Jokes Header and Feature Image

Kutsara at kamay

Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na. Pedro: Baligtad yata? Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare! SHARE

Read More
LOL Philippines Jokes Header and Feature Image

What is Ethics?

Sa isang classroom… Titser: Peter, what is Ethics? Peter: Etiks are smaller than ducks, mam! Titser: Okey Peter, that duck will lay an egg on your

Read More
LOL Philippines Jokes Header and Feature Image

Advantage at Disadvantage

Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa… Advantage: ‘Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad. Disadvantage: ‘Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan parin!   SHARE Share on facebook Share on

Read More
LOL Philippines Jokes Header and Feature Image

Mister And Misis VS Collector

Misis: Delayed ako nang one month pero huwag mo munangipagsabi. Nahihiya ako… Mister: Okey. Kinabukasan, dumating Collector ng Meralco… Collector: Misis, delayed po kayo ng

Read More
LOL Philippines Jokes Header and Feature Image

Mister and Misis

Misis: Hindi ko na kaya ‘to! Araw-araw nalang tayong nag-aaway. Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na ‘to! Mister: A ko rin, sawang-sawa na!

Read More
LOL Philippines Jokes Header and Feature Image

Choices

Sa Eroplano… Stewardess: Do you want a drink, sir? Sir: What are my choices Stewardess: Yes or No. SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter

Read More
LOL Philippines Jokes Header and Feature Image

Wala yan sa tatay ko

Usapan ng dalawang bata… Junjun: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo’yang Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun! Pedro: Wala ‘yan sa tatay ko! Alam

Read More
LOL Philippines Jokes Header and Feature Image

May Taning

Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo. Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin? Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng

Read More
Scroll Up
  • Subscribed!

Son: Mom, I’ll gonna go to the moon someday!

Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!

LOL-Philippines-Logo