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Kaparusahan

Isang kawal ng hari nagkasala at nakatakdang paparusahan… Hari: Anong gusto mong kaparusahan, ipakain sa leon o pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet? Kawal: Mas gugustuhin

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Talking parrot

In a pet shop, a customer is talking to a parrot… Customer: Hoy, can you talk? Bobo! Parrot: Yes, I can! Ikaw, can you fly?

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Swerte ni BF

Lovers making love… GF: Alam mo labs, ikaw lang ang nakapag kama sa akin. BF: Wow! And swerte ko naman. GF: Oo, kasi yung iba

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Panty

Anak: Tay, tumambling ako kanina sa skul. Tatay: Anoh, di ba sinabi ko na sayo na wag kang tumambling kasi makikita yang panty mo! Anak:

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2 Unggoy

Dalawang ungoy nag-uusap… Monkey 1: Tol, hati tayo dyan sa saging mo ha. Hatiin natin sa tatlo. Monkey 2: Hah! Bakit tatlo? Eh, dalawa lang

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Bisaya killer

One day, a bisaya killer meets 3 women along the way…   Killer: Hoy, ikaw. Bisaya ka noh? Woman 1: Hende bah!   Bang!  

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Twins

Twins nag-uusap sa loob ng tyan ng nanay… Twin 1: Ikaw ‘tol ano pangarap mo paglaki mo? Twin 2: Ako, gusto ko maging engineer. Ikaw

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Mahal and Boy Abunda

One day, Mahal was interviewed by Boy Abunda… Boy: Mahal, if you were a furniture, ano ka? Mahal: Chimple lang Tichu Boy. Chiguro…chupa! Mahilig kasi ako

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The Sky

One day while standing together… I looked at the beautiful bright blue sky. Then I looked at you… I looked at the sky na lang

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Conrado Domingo

Teacher:  Ang panget ng pangalan mo, Conrado Domingo, for short – ConDom. Student: Eh, mam mas panget naman yung sa asawa nyo. Supremo Potentio. For

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Falling Star

Nakakita ako ng falling star… I wished… “Sana magiging cute ako.” Bilang huminto yung falling star, sabay sabi… “Batukan kita dyan eh. Cute ka na

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