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Uniform

Two students were caught by the janitor having sex in the CR… Janitor: Aha, violating the school rules and regulations Student: Ano rules yun sir?!

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Antena

GRO: Teka pogi ano yang nakabukol sa shorts mo? Pogi: Ah, yan ba. Antena ng CP ko yan. GRO: Talaga! Bat lalong lumalaki? Pogi: Ganyan

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Hinog na hinog

Nanay: O, bakekang ba’t iyak ng iyak yang kapatid mo. Di mo ba binigyan ng pagkain yan. Baka nagugutom na yan. Bakekang: Hindi po nay.

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Be strong

An ex-convict escaped the penitentiary, rob a house and tied the couple. He kissed the wife then whisper in her ears and then proceeded to

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Ayaw na mag-aral

Tatay: O Juan mag-aral ka na at baka bumagsak ka na naman. Juan: Ayaw ko na mag-aral tay. Bobo ho kasi talaga ako. Di ako

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Hippopotamus

Pak! Juan: Aray ko! Ba’t mo ko sinuntok?! Pedro: Bakit mo ako tinawag na hipopotamus? Juan: Hah!? Eh last year pa kita tinawag na ganyan

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Gaano man kalalim

Tandaan nyo na yung problema parang tubig lang din yan… No matter how deep… No matter how shallow… Hangang dibdib lang ng pato yan! SHARE

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Asin sa dagat

Juan: Bakit kaya may asin ang dagat? Pedro: Sus! Ano ka ba. Kung walang asin and dagat, eh di bilasa na lahat ng isda! Juan:

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Kakaibang Ibon

Isang araw… Juan: Anak ng…pambihirang ibon at iniputan ako! Pedro: Teka, sandali kukuha ako ng tissue. Juan: Ano ka ba. Wag na, paanu mo pa

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Tuna

Ano mangyayari pag hinati mo ang isda sa gitna? Eh, di ano pa kundi TWO NA! As in TUNA! SHARE Share on facebook Share on

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