Titser: Class ano ang present tense ng luto?
Student: Ako po mam. Hmmm, nagluluto po.
Tister: Correct! Eh, yung past tense naman?
Student: Nagluto po mam.
Titser: Tama! Eh yung future tense!
Student: Mam, kainan na po mam, kainan na!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’ll gonna go to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!