Pedro: Mam, wala ko gahapon nanganak man gud ang akong nanay.
Teacher: Hoy, speak in English!
Pedro: Ooops, sorry mam. Lost me yesterday because my mother was born.
Teacher: Good! Sitting down.
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’ll gonna go to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!