Romantic Jokes

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Old Couple

A 90 yrs old man starts making love to his 85yrs old wife. He started sucking her breast, after 10 seconds, he died.

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Masarap na pulutan

Isang araw, may isang lasenggero na nagyaya sa kanyang kumpare na makipaginuman sa isang handaan… Lasinggero: Pare sama ka sa akin sa handaan, may inuman!

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Most painful thing

The most painful a guy could do to his girl is sit beside a boy and say… “Pare tingnan mo paniwalang-paniwala na sya ang mahal

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Break-Up

Isang araw napadaan ako sa dalawang lovers na sobrang sweet… Napatingin yung girl sa akin… Tapos ayun, simula nun nauso na ang Break-Up!  SHARE Share on

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Sayawan

May poging lumapit sa isang babaing nakaupo sa gilid… Pogi: Hi miss, tanong ko lang. Sasayaw ka ba? Miss: (Super kilig, sabay tayo). Yup, oo

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Haay, Lovelife

Tol 1: O tol, tamlay ah. Kumusta lovelife mo? Tol 2: Hay, ito parang girlfriend mo. Tol 1: Hah, parang girlfriend ko!? Bakit. Tol 1:

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Ilipat mo…!

Wife: Oh, yeah hoooonnn, ahhh ang sarap. Ilipan mo na naman sa clitoris kohhh! Husband: Ah, teka teka! Ano ba tong dinidilaan ko? Wife: Almoranas

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Hinog na hinog

Nanay: O, bakekang ba’t iyak ng iyak yang kapatid mo. Di mo ba binigyan ng pagkain yan. Baka nagugutom na yan. Bakekang: Hindi po nay.

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Be strong

An ex-convict escaped the penitentiary, rob a house and tied the couple. He kissed the wife then whisper in her ears and then proceeded to

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Hippopotamus

Pak! Juan: Aray ko! Ba’t mo ko sinuntok?! Pedro: Bakit mo ako tinawag na hipopotamus? Juan: Hah!? Eh last year pa kita tinawag na ganyan

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