Sekretarya: Sir, nasa telepono po misis nyo. Gusto raw mag-kiss sa inyo. Boss: Sige, kunin mo na lang yung kiss para sa akin. Sekretarya: Ho,
Sitoy: Brad, subrang tapang pala nitong si Mang Kanor anoh?! Binoy: Di nga, paano nasabi? Sitoy: Abay, tumalon ba naman sa eroplano na walang parachute
Apo: Lolo, nagse-sex pa ba kayo ni lola? Lolo: Aba, oo naman apo. Pero yun nga lang “oral sex” na lang. Apo: Talaga po? Lolo: Opo.
Doctor: Mister at misis, meron akong good news at bad news sa inyo. Misis: Ano pong good news doc? Doctor: Misis, buntis ka. Mister: Eh,
A wife asked her husband… Wife: What do you like most in me – my pretty face or my sexy body? He looked at her
Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Girl: Love, when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling.
A wife is dreaming in the middle of the night… She suddenly screamed “Quick, my husband is back!” The man beside her jumps out of
Erap nag-iexercise… Erap: 1… 2… 3… 4… Amen! 5… 6… 7… 8… Amen! Jingoy: Dad, bakit may pa-amen amen ka pa dyan? Erap: Eh, di
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!