Romantic Jokes

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Sayawan

May poging lumapit sa isang babaing nakaupo sa gilid… Pogi: Hi miss, tanong ko lang. Sasayaw ka ba? Miss: (Super kilig, sabay tayo). Yup, oo

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Haay, Lovelife

Tol 1: O tol, tamlay ah. Kumusta lovelife mo? Tol 2: Hay, ito parang girlfriend mo. Tol 1: Hah, parang girlfriend ko!? Bakit. Tol 1:

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Ilipat mo…!

Wife: Oh, yeah hoooonnn, ahhh ang sarap. Ilipan mo na naman sa clitoris kohhh! Husband: Ah, teka teka! Ano ba tong dinidilaan ko? Wife: Almoranas

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Hinog na hinog

Nanay: O, bakekang ba’t iyak ng iyak yang kapatid mo. Di mo ba binigyan ng pagkain yan. Baka nagugutom na yan. Bakekang: Hindi po nay.

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Be strong

An ex-convict escaped the penitentiary, rob a house and tied the couple. He kissed the wife then whisper in her ears and then proceeded to

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Hippopotamus

Pak! Juan: Aray ko! Ba’t mo ko sinuntok?! Pedro: Bakit mo ako tinawag na hipopotamus? Juan: Hah!? Eh last year pa kita tinawag na ganyan

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Asin sa dagat

Juan: Bakit kaya may asin ang dagat? Pedro: Sus! Ano ka ba. Kung walang asin and dagat, eh di bilasa na lahat ng isda! Juan:

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Ticket

Juan at Pedro nag-uusap… Pedro: Badtrip pre! Nanuod ako ng sine kanina, ubos yung isan libo ko. Juan: Ha! Bakit?! Pedro: Bili ako ng bili

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Tuwing Kasal

Tuwing may kasal tinutukso ako ng aking lola… Ooyyy, sya na susunod! Tumigil lang sya nung minsan may pinuntahan kaming libing… Ooyyy, sya na susunod!

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Pedro at Hudas

Jesus: Ikaw Pedro, itatatwa mo ako ng tatlong beses pagkatapus tumilaok ng manok. At ikaw nman Hudas… Hoy Hudas, makinig ka! Wag kang basa ng

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