Sectoral Jokes

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Mahina ang tenga

Isyot: Dok, ang hina na ata ng tenga ko. Pati utot ko di ko na rin naririnig. Doktor: Ganun ba. Inumin mo itong resita ko

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Swim test

The board of directors of a mental hospital decided to release three mental patients. And the said patients were Tik, Tak and Tok. Their test

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Sekretarya at Boss

Sekretarya: Sir, nasa telepono po misis nyo. Gusto raw mag-kiss sa inyo. Boss: Sige, kunin mo na lang yung kiss para sa akin. Sekretarya: Ho,

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Mayor at Koleheyala

Si Mayor at and koleheyala pagkatapus mag-sex… Mayor: How much, girl? Koleheyala: 200 pesos only mayor. Mayor: Sure ka, 200 lang. Mabubuhay ka na ba

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Sensitive

Titser: Mam, kaya ko po kayo pinatawag kasi napakalikot po ng anak nyo. Mader: Oo nga po mam eh. Pasensya na po. Pero napaka sensitive

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Masakit ang tyan

Dodong: Dok, ang sakit ng tyan ko. Ano ba nangyari dito? Doktor: Bakit, kailan pa ba nagsimula yan? Dodong: Simula lang po nung kumain ako

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Di na kinakausap

Bok: Dok, nag aalala ako dun sa kapatid ko. Kasi dati kinakausap nya sarili nya. Ngayon hindi na. Dok: Eh di dapat matuwa ka kasi

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Gustong mag sundalo

Juan: Sir, gusto ko sanang maging sundalo. Officer: Aba, hindi ka puede. Dami mong sirang ngipin at ang pangit ng lips mo. Juan: Duh! Bakit

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Pray before sex

An 80-year old pastor had a honeymoon with his young bride… Pastor: Honey, before we do it, we can just pray for guidance. Bride: Honey,

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Tiwala lang

Doctor: Sige na miss, hubarin mo na yang panty mo. Girl: Eh natatakot ako doc. Doctor: Don’t worry, I won’t take advantage of you. Tiwala

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Pagsabihan

Sister: Father, pagsabihan nyo naman po yung mga seminarista nyo na wag umihi dyan sa pader ng kumbento. Father: Sige pagsasabihan ko. Pero wag mo

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