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Regular lagi

Pasyente: Doc, regular lagi ko malibang inig alas 7 sa buntag. Doctor: Maayo noon na, unsa may problema?
Pasyente: Ning mga nakaaging adlaw,

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Pedro Ug Titser

Pedro: Mam, wala ko gahapon nanganak man gud ang akong nanay. Teacher: Hoy, speak in English! Pedro: Ooops, sorry mam. Lost me yesterday because my

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Grades

Tatay: Anak hali ka! Ano itong F sa grades mo, ha! Anak: Ah, yan ba tay. Fasado po ibig sabihin nyan! Tatay: Ah, akala ko

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Pagluluto Tenses

Titser: Class ano ang present tense ng luto? Student: Ako po mam. Hmmm, nagluluto po. Tister: Correct! Eh, yung past tense naman? Student: Nagluto po

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Isinampay

Doc: O, Pedro talagang magaling ka na. Akalain mo sinagip mo yung friend mo nalulunod. Pedro: Oo nga doc! Doc: Pero sayang at nagbigti sya.

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Hospital service

Pasyente: Doc, ok ba service ng hospital na to? Doc: Aba syempre, oo naman! Pasyente: Ano guarantee ko? Doc: Guarantee namin. Ibabalik namin sakit mo

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Babangga

Driver: Boy, alalay. Iaatras ko itong dyip. Tingnan mo kong babangga. Boy: Sige atras pa…sige atras pa. Atras pa ng kunti. BLAG! Boy: O, ayan

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Gustong magsundalo

Katutubo: Sir, aplay po ako pagka-sundalo! Sundalo: Teka lang. Hindi ka puede. Pungal yung mga ngipin mo. Katutubo: Ah teka lang din sir, bakit yung

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Ayaw na mag-aral

Tatay: O Juan mag-aral ka na at baka bumagsak ka na naman. Juan: Ayaw ko na mag-aral tay. Bobo ho kasi talaga ako. Di ako

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Bishop at Pari

Bishop at Pari nag uusap… Pari: Bishop! Bishop! Alam nyo ba, hinabol ako ng napakagandang babae. Sus grabe, ang ginawa ko, dinamitan ko kaagad! Kayo

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