Surf at Tide
Promoter: Misis, pag yung Tide at Surf ay ating pinaghalo, bubula ba? Misis: Aba, oo naman! Promoter: Mali! Misis: Bakit? Promoter: Kasi wala pang tubig.
Sitoy: Brad, subrang tapang pala nitong si Mang Kanor anoh?!
Binoy: Di nga, paano nasabi?
Sitoy: Abay, tumalon ba naman sa eroplano na walang parachute
Binoy: Talaga! Saan mo nabalitaan yan?
Sitoy: Kagabi – dun sa burol nya!
Binoy: Ayun!
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