In a pet shop, a customer is talking to a parrot…
Customer: Hoy, can you talk? Bobo!
Parrot: Yes, I can! Ikaw, can you fly? Ulol!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!