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Surf at Tide

Promoter: Misis, pag yung Tide at Surf ay ating pinaghalo, bubula ba? Misis: Aba, oo naman! Promoter: Mali! Misis: Bakit? Promoter: Kasi wala pang tubig.

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Crash landing

Flight Stewardess Announcing… Stewardess: You are now boarding flight 911 – ilang sandali po lamang at tayo ay lalapag na sabundok na walang paliparan. Passengers:

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Subrang tapang

Sitoy: Brad, subrang tapang pala nitong si Mang Kanor anoh?! Binoy: Di nga, paano nasabi? Sitoy: Abay, tumalon ba naman sa eroplano na walang parachute

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Inday na naman

Amo: Inday bakit sunog yang tainga mo? Inday: Kasi mam, may tumawag kanina. Napagkamalang kung telepono yung plantsa. Wrong number naman pala – ang tanga!

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George Washington

Teacher: Class, George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t

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Saan matatagpuan?

Titser: Juan, saan matatagpuan ang Bulkang Mayon? Juan: Mmmm, di ko pa alam mam. Saan nyo po ba kasi iniwan, ba’t sa akin nyo hinahanap?

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Pugad

Army: Manong, asan po ba dito pugad ng mga NPA? Manong: Ay Sir, matagal na ho ako dito, pero wala pa akong nababalitaang pugad ng

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Kutsara at kamay

Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na. Pedro: Baligtad yata? Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare! SHARE

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Mister And Misis VS Collector

Misis: Delayed ako nang one month pero huwag mo munangipagsabi. Nahihiya ako… Mister: Okey. Kinabukasan, dumating Collector ng Meralco… Collector: Misis, delayed po kayo ng

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Wala yan sa tatay ko

Usapan ng dalawang bata… Junjun: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo’yang Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun! Pedro: Wala ‘yan sa tatay ko! Alam

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Tubig

Bisita: Manang, naiinum po ba tubig dito? Manang: Nasayo yan anak kung gusto mong nguyain. SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest

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