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Patangkaran

Boyboy: Alam mo ba Japet, yung tatay ko yung pinakamatangkad na tao sa bung mundo.

Japet: Di nga! Gaano sya katangkad?

Boyboy: Subrang tangkad nya abot ng kamay nya ang ibang planeta!

Japet: Pandak pa pala tatay mo eh!

Boyboy: Bakit?

Japet: Eh yung inaabot ng tatay mo, hindi planeta yun – itlog ng tatay ko yun eh!

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