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Choices

Sa Eroplano… Stewardess: Do you want a drink, sir? Sir: What are my choices Stewardess: Yes or No. SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter

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Empleyado Blues

Pedro: Hayop ka! ginawa mo ko tauhan sa sakahan. Pero sahod ko hindi tumaas! Kung mamatay ako sinong magpapakain ng pamilya ko, ikaw?! Juan: Inglisin

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Mga Baliw

A nurse came to visit his mental patients. P1: (Nagbabasa ng encyclopedia) Nurse: Wow! Improving ka! That’s good! P2: (Nagbabasa ng dictionary) Nurse: Cool! Pagpatuloy

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Isinampay

Doc: O, Pedro talagang magaling ka na. Akalain mo sinagip mo yung friend mo nalulunod. Pedro: Oo nga doc! Doc: Pero sayang at nagbigti sya.

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Hospital service

Pasyente: Doc, ok ba service ng hospital na to? Doc: Aba syempre, oo naman! Pasyente: Ano guarantee ko? Doc: Guarantee namin. Ibabalik namin sakit mo

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Babangga

Driver: Boy, alalay. Iaatras ko itong dyip. Tingnan mo kong babangga. Boy: Sige atras pa…sige atras pa. Atras pa ng kunti. BLAG! Boy: O, ayan

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Rosaryo

Sa isang barko… Kapitan: Lulubog ang barko! Sino sa inyo ang marunong mag rosaryo? Juan: Ako ho kap. Kapitan: Sige Juan simulan mo na. Kasi

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Baliw

Isang mental patient ang namimingwit sa buhanginan… Dok: Oy, galing nyan ah! Ilang isda na ba ang huli mo dyan? Patient: Anong isda!? May isda

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Talking parrot

In a pet shop, a customer is talking to a parrot… Customer: Hoy, can you talk? Bobo! Parrot: Yes, I can! Ikaw, can you fly?

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